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Sales Fails: "I was selling door-to-door and accidently let the prospect's dog escape"
24.9.2023
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Sales Fails: "I got up at 5AM for an international client call. They canceled the contract"
4.9.2023
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Sales Fails: "I made a joke while selling a car and the prospect walked out on me"
14.8.2023
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Sales Fails: "I partied too hard the night before going door-to-door. The prospect had to call an ambulance."
24.7.2023
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Sales Fails: "My sales manager wouldn't shut up on a sales call. There was no deal."
3.7.2023
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Sales Fail: "I lost a deal due to a colleague's primal screaming in the background"
6.6.2023
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Sales Fails: "My sales manager tried to help me close a deal. He got into an argument with the prospect instead"
22.5.2023
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Sales Fails: "I got my friend a job in sales, but he quit on his first day and hid in the woods"
25.4.2023
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Sales Fails: "My cold call turned into a wake up call, literally"
3.4.2023
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Sales Fails: "My manager got demoted to sales rep, then quit in spectacular fashion"
13.3.2023
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Sales Fails: "I made a joke about a prospect's favorite sports team and he kicked me out of his office"
20.2.2023
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Sales Fails: "I mentioned a competitor feature during a product demo. The prospect ghosted me"
4.2.2023
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Sales Fails: "A prospect disappeared in the middle of a demo.. but I stayed on."
15.1.2023
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Sales Fails: "I tried to take a prospect out to dinner, but I messed up the reservation."
26.12.2022
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Sales Fails: "I assumed OOO meant a prospect was on vacation. I was extremely wrong"
2.12.2022
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Sales Fails: "We almost lost a deal over a bad cup of coffee"
14.11.2022
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Sales Fails: "I tried to pitch a client while I was car sick. I didn't close the deal"
24.10.2022
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Sales Fails: "I added my cocky sales manager to the call and he blew it"
3.10.2022
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Sales Fails: "I brought our CTO to a sales meeting and he completely blew it"
13.9.2022
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Sales Fails: "I could charge you more"
22.8.2022
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Sales Fails: Fancy dinners don't close deals.
2.8.2022
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Sales Fails: "I sent an angry email before checking my spam folder"
18.7.2022
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Sales Fails: "Door-to-door sales -- reptiles included"
27.6.2022
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Sales Fails: "I photoshopped my sales manager's head on someone else's body... and he saw it"
31.5.2022
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Sales Fails: "I'm gonna keep calling you every single day"
9.5.2022
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Sales Fails: "My new coworker stole cookies at the corporate training retreat"
18.4.2022
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Sales Fails: "I left a great-paying sales job for a startup that failed within two months"
28.3.2022
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Sales Fails: "For some strange reason, I lied to a prospect about where I was from"
15.3.2022
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Sales Fails: The college party that came back to haunt me
10.2.2022
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Sales Fails: I accepted an indecent proposal from a prospect -- even though I closed the deal, I still regret it
24.1.2022
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