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Sales Fails: "I went out partying with prospects the night before a big meeting. It was a big mistake."

Sales Fails: "I took a prospect golfing and he embarrassed me at my own club"

Sales Fails: "I booked a flight to meet a prospect. I missed the meeting because of a delay"

Sales Fails: "I texted an emoji to a prospect. He said it was unprofessional and I lost the deal"

Sales Fails: "My prospect's fiance threated me after he thought I was flirting with her"

Sales Fails: "I gave a limited time discount, they asked me to honor it after it expired. I lost the deal"

Sales Fails: "The prospect told a joke and I accidently spit water all over him"

Sales Fails: "My prospect got screamed at by his wife in the middle of a sales call"

Sales Fails: "I went to a job interview and the place was a complete dump"

Sales Fails: "I was selling door-to-door and accidently let the prospect's dog escape"

Sales Fails: "I got up at 5AM for an international client call. They canceled the contract"

Sales Fails: "I made a joke while selling a car and the prospect walked out on me"

Sales Fails: "I partied too hard the night before going door-to-door. The prospect had to call an ambulance."

Sales Fails: "My sales manager wouldn't shut up on a sales call. There was no deal."

Sales Fail: "I lost a deal due to a colleague's primal screaming in the background"

Sales Fails: "My sales manager tried to help me close a deal. He got into an argument with the prospect instead"

Sales Fails: "I got my friend a job in sales, but he quit on his first day and hid in the woods"

Sales Fails: "My cold call turned into a wake up call, literally"

Sales Fails: "My manager got demoted to sales rep, then quit in spectacular fashion"

Sales Fails: "I made a joke about a prospect's favorite sports team and he kicked me out of his office"

Sales Fails: "I mentioned a competitor feature during a product demo. The prospect ghosted me"

Sales Fails: "A prospect disappeared in the middle of a demo.. but I stayed on."

Sales Fails: "I tried to take a prospect out to dinner, but I messed up the reservation."

Sales Fails: "I assumed OOO meant a prospect was on vacation. I was extremely wrong"

Sales Fails: "We almost lost a deal over a bad cup of coffee"

Sales Fails: "I tried to pitch a client while I was car sick. I didn't close the deal"

Sales Fails: "I added my cocky sales manager to the call and he blew it"

Sales Fails: "I brought our CTO to a sales meeting and he completely blew it"

Sales Fails: "I could charge you more"

Sales Fails: Fancy dinners don't close deals.